02 YOU KNOW you’re getting older when you go to the store and buy stuff you don’t need, forget stuff you do need, and…and…what was I saying? 02.05
03 You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone.. That’s COMMON SENSE leaving your body 09.05
07 If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? 01.05
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.Sincerely, the opportunist. 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.Sincerely, the opportunist. 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Funny Not safe for work Click here to reveal
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Love | One Liners Not safe for work Click here to reveal
Common sense is not so common. 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on Common sense is not so common. 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Funny Not safe for work Click here to reveal
I lost 20 pounds but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonalds 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on I lost 20 pounds but I’m sure I’ll find them at McDonalds 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Funny Not safe for work Click here to reveal
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Christmas | Love Not safe for work Click here to reveal
Can I borrow a kiss- I promise I’ll give it back. 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on Can I borrow a kiss- I promise I’ll give it back. 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k One Liners Not safe for work Click here to reveal
Broken with no reason 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on Broken with no reason 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k One Liners Not safe for work Click here to reveal
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Rakhi Not safe for work Click here to reveal
Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there when we need them 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there when we need them 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Rakhi Not safe for work Click here to reveal
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. 02/08 Ambreen Comments Off on As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. 0 0 Repost bookmark 2k Uncategorized Not safe for work Click here to reveal