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DAD no matter what life THROWS AT YOU at least you don’t have UGLY CHILDREN.HAPPY FATHER’S DAY…

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In my spare time I like to read, write and fall in love with unavailable people.

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DAD YOU MAKE FATHERHOOD LOOK EASY

08/06

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In my spare time I like to read, write and fall in love with unavailable people.

05/03

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you
If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.
You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
You’ll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can’t tell the difference between a smile and a warning..

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without me this day wouldn’t MEAN MUCH..

08/06

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The only thing better than having you for a HUSBAND
My father din’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
Thank you Dad for giving me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, for believing in me.
I SUPPOSE YOU’RE A REASONABLE FATHER.

Rakhi

Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet

02/08

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Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there when we need them
“A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves – a special kind of double.”
We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on one thing.You’ll never lose me. I will always be here. Happy Raksha Bandhan!
To outside world we grow old, but not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we were as children. We always believe in innocent child living in our hearts. Have a lovely Rakhi Day!

One Liners

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

02/08

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Can I borrow a kiss- I promise I’ll give it back.
Broken with no reason
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind
And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

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And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

05/03

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Can I borrow a kiss,I promise I’ll give it back
It’s not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.
It’s not love until you don’t want them to have a good time without you.
The end of a relationship isn’t the worst thing. It’s worse when it doesn’t end after the end.

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Is your name Wi-Fi_ Because I’m feeling a connection.

05/03

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I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.Sincerely, the opportunist.
Common sense is not so common.

Creativity

To Live a Creative Life, We Must Lose Our Fear of Being Wrong

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Life began with waking up and loving my mother’s face

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Marriage

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

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Christmas

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

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