01 I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. 01.05
02 The surest sign that there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us. 01.05
10 When you see a married guy talking to himself, he’s just reliving an argument he’s already lost. 11.05
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