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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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The surest sign that there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
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The surest sign that there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

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To the World you are a Mother, But to your family you are the WORLD
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To the World you are a Mother, But to your family you are the WORLD

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Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them…
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Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them…

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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY to all the mothers
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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY to all the mothers

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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days

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All you need is love and more coffee
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All you need is love and more coffee

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Everyone wants to be the best and the perfect but nobody wants to be themselves first.
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Everyone wants to be the best and the perfect but nobody wants to be themselves first.

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be ..
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be ..

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When you see a married guy talking to himself, he’s just reliving an argument he’s already lost.
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When you see a married guy talking to himself, he’s just reliving an argument he’s already lost.

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      And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

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