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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

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Why do some people look surprised in all their selfies? Didn’t they know they were taking the picture?
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Why do some people look surprised in all their selfies? Didn’t they know they were taking the picture?

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In my spare time I like to.. .
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In my spare time I like to.. .

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone’s numbers again, I text them “Guess who” for 2 weeks.
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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone’s numbers again, I text them “Guess who” for 2 weeks.

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Even though we don’t share the blood born relation, there is a wonderful relationship bond between you and me which I want to share on this special occasion. Happy Raksha Bandhan To You Brother
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Even though we don’t share the blood born relation, there is a wonderful relationship bond between you and me which I want to share on this special occasion. Happy Raksha Bandhan To You Brother

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Broken with no reason
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Broken with no reason

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Work Until Your Idols Become Rivals
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Work Until Your Idols Become Rivals

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Life is like a waterfall, it is always moving and there is always an uneven flow to it.
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Life is like a waterfall, it is always moving and there is always an uneven flow to it.

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Once Upon a time I gave you my HEART.. BEST DECISION EVER. Happy Mother’s Day my lovely wife.
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Once Upon a time I gave you my HEART.. BEST DECISION EVER. Happy Mother’s Day my lovely wife.

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I just want to live in a world where people come with on-off switches.
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I just want to live in a world where people come with on-off switches.

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      And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

      And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

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      It’s not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.

      It’s not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.

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      In my spare time I like to read, write and fall in love with unavailable people.

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      If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you

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      If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.

      If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.

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      I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.

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      It’s not love until you don’t want them to have a good time without you.

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